May 2013
8 posts
“Feeling slightly murderous”
Ever have that desire to just murder people, but know its not worth the sentence.
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
Waiting it Out: A guy in my psychology class said... →
xxic:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you:
i-live-for-glitter-not-you
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now. Him: No. Me: Why not? Him: Because I don’t find men attractive Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive Him: ……. I can’t. Me: Sorry, WHAT…
See, now this is an invalid argument. Why? Because it could’ve turned out different. He could have said...
wongburger:
the-vashta-nerada:
pleaseremembermefondly:
charlisheen:
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S...
Brings you to new house, expects you to know where her room is….
Neurolove.me: What Secrets Should You Keep? →
psych-quotes: Sometimes we can’t help it and we just can’t keep a secret. Telling a friend or partner’s secret can sometimes just slip out. But, if you’re a good friend or partner, there are a few secrets that you should never tell. Here’s what you should keep locked in the vault once…
April 2013
9 posts
drowsyfantasy:
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.
if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.
If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.
You raped someone.
You deserve...
Wonderful things
It’s wonderful to have privileges, no?
sevenpoints:
captainragtag:
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING...
onceagainsheishis:
nyehs:
“here come the nightbloggers”?
excuse me? i live in alaska. where i live, we have night for weeks at a time. check your day/night privilege you cisgeographical fuck
I’ve been waiting for this post.
Wir alle sind geboren, um zu sterben. warum ist es wichtig,dass ich mich sorgen? Die gleichen Probleme Tag für Tag. Ich rate Ihnen. Sie ohne Beredsamkeit vernachlässigen.
March 2013
8 posts
Tumblrbot! I’m calling you out you awesome fucker, you.
13 tags
People are difficult. People are painful. I’m tired of people. Lots of people. I shouldn’t trust anyone as much as I do. So many reminders why I shouldn’t trust “friends”. Dust. Everyone has two faces. Contradictions. I’m dissapointed in you. No more help for anyone. The ghost of eeyore free trial is over. Humans, we’re all wastes of space right? We fight over stupid things, trying desperately to...
Reblog if your dick glows in the dark.
February 2013
3 posts
Watchtrendymuslim:
this just fucked me in the brain with a knife
3 tags
Awesome job you've done. I applaud you.
What a fantastic human you are. You made a mountain out of a mole hill. A little spilled milk and you get someone beat, all for something so insignificant. You are such a superb human being! You feel bad because of the consequences and yet you don’t think before you act. And because you value something far insignificant, you’ve put down someone who is just going to grow up even more...
January 2013
7 posts
I’m not Peaceful,
I have no honor.
I’m not a military man.
I do not like lana del ray,
Nor do I like stupid love songs.
Taylor swift sounds like nails on a chalk board to me.
I’m not unsystematic.
I like having a plan.
I understand your pain,
You don’t understand mine.
I like to change.
I hate monotony.
I hate being lazy.
I hate when you complain you’re...
I thought today was going to be for us. Not for others.
5 tags
I hate those who have blind faith in minor thing. Having blind faith in religion is fine, you don’t have the choice really to not have blind faith. But when it comes to astrology and the zodiac stuff, is just terrible. Call me iconoclastic but I’d have to say it’s stupid for lack of a better word. There is no way that the day a person is born on affects who they are. And the...
This is wrong, no?
Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet
URL Project
you-are-beautiful1:
I love the idea, even though no one will probably reblog it.
Reblog this before Febuary 14th
and I’ll write your URL on a piece of paper
and tape it somewhere in public,
take a picture of where I taped it and submit it to you! :D
December 2012
5 posts
Reblog this and I'll ask you a random question.
morning-malaise:
Partially because I want to get to know my followers, but mostly because I’m just nosey.
November 2012
15 posts
THE TUMBLR CODE GUYS!!
What to say: I like your shoelaces.
What to answer: Thanks, I stole them from the president.
RULE: Tell this to people and if they answer the correct answer then you know you have found another one of us :) Don't tell people what it means if they don't know! REBLOG and spread the word!!
I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU, YOU, AND YOU, YOU TOO. FUCK. I want to destroy something. or get drunk.
Fuck I’ve not been in this terrible of a mood in a long FUCKING TIME.
How I feel →
Volatile
10 So it begins 9 I’m doing fine 8 You should stay out of sight 7 If you’re lucky, you’ll see heaven 6 Too late to fix 5 You’ll be the one I skive 4 Hatred’s bred at my core 3 Keep fucking with me 2 My words are enough to make destroy you 1 I’ve had enough with people like you, I’m done 0 It’s an inevitable end, don’t try to be a hero.
3 tags
FUCK
How I Hate so many people in this world. When I get the chance, I’m going to say “Fuck you” to the lot of them without saying Hello, just a simple and satisfying “FUCK YOU!”
