Feeling slightly murderous
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Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
xxic:
Me: Okay so if orientation is a choice, choose to be gay, right now.
Him: No.
Me: Why not?
Him: Because I don’t find men attractive
Me: So CHOOSE to find them attractive
Him: ……. I can’t.
Me: Sorry, WHAT…
See, now this is an invalid argument. Why? Because it could’ve turned out different. He could have said “okay, I’m gay.” you would ask him why, and he’d probably respond with “Because I chose to be”, which would make your point invalid.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues
Sometimes we can’t help it and we just can’t keep a secret. Telling a friend or partner’s secret can sometimes just slip out. But, if you’re a good friend or partner, there are a few secrets that you should never tell. Here’s what you should keep locked in the vault once…
Song of My people
Aelita the husky finds its lovely to show my whole family and I the song of her people at 2am
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If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you’re only 16.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you cry like a child in court.
If you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that you had a promising future.
if you rape someone, it doesn’t matter that your life is destroyed.
If you rape someone, it should haunt you for the rest of your life.
You raped someone.
You deserve every ounce of justice we can place upon you in court of law.
But what if it’s not you? What if tthey have multiple personality disorder? Or maybe even schizophrenia to a degree that they need to listen to the voice? Do they deserve to be haunted by something they had no control over?
hey what if someone invented a machine that allowed women to transfer their pregnancies to men and then the government passed a law that if a woman didn’t want to have a baby the biological father was required to carry it how fast do you think birth control would stop being an issue
“IT’S UNETHICAL TO FORCE PEOPLE TO CARRY A BABY!!!!” MEN SHOUT
“NO FUCKING SHIT!!!!” WOMEN REPLY
I honestly wouldn’t care, but there is a problem with this. Without the proper hormones the egg/baby would be destroyed/rejected by the male body. Which in most cases would probably kill both in the process. Also, men don’t have wombs or vaginas for that matter. And if it were to come out the anus or urethra it would be a large danger to the fetus, bacteria and all. Don’t get me wrong, I’d be more than happy to carry my significant others pregnancy and save her that pain. But that’s just me.
underthevastblueseas: Underwater Rivers?
A group of amateur cave explorers discovered a river in Mexico with banks, trees and leaves just like an ordinary river, but with an additional metric shit ton of “WTF,” because they were hovering 25 feet over it in scuba gear when they discovered it.
While underwater water doesn’t seem possible, the “river” is actually a briny mix of salt water and hydrogen sulfide. It’s much more dense than regular salt water, so it sinks to the bottom and forms a distinct separation that acts and flows like a river.
Deep sea lakes look like normal lakes, complete with sandy and rocky shores. Scientist call these lakes “cold seeps,” but they’re a hotbed for life, because apparently waterfront real estate is a hot commodity under water, too. The “rocky” shores are actually made up of hundreds of thousands of mussels. Even weirder, the lakes under the waves have waves of their own.
Photos by Anatoly Beloshchin,source,
This planet, mayne…
They discovered the goo lagoon from spongebob
Up the river without a paddle, or scuba gear now. New sport perhaps, coldseep kayaking or something?
